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@amtraxVA Characters gesturing like they’re holding a piece of pizza flat on their palm
Mfw I think about the brave construction workers who built Hoover Dam
Let me reboot the Bouncer so I can add a scene where the other guys are all busting Volt’s balls about the Silent Hill gimp ninjas while he’s frantically denying that the uniforms looked like that while he was still working there
If Pipeburn was a video game Jax’s fighting style would be Irish bare knuckle boxing.
I’m sorry to say this but no one is more suited to play live action Alucard than Howard Stern circa like 2001
Trying to put together a Pipeburn lineup and Gray could pick up Poppy and carry her away in his pocket
It works because modern humans have seen more elephants than sauropods, so elephant feet look right to them. But medieval people had seen more horses than elephants, so they were just like “yeah, like big horse-pigs with hooves, cool, I understand”