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@RealAlexMouse Devoted, musically adept, adorable.
Never get any merchandise.
Meanwhile, there's like 40 Fat Nuggets t-shirts.
When was the first time you saw yourself represented in media? https://t.co/XRAybM5K2o
@Philoceratops Grandma: Oh my goodness! Who IS this handsome young dinosaur? Is that MY grandson!?
Me:
@Mattoosaurus Ceratosaurus if I'm being honest, but I'll usually answer Drinker because the following convo is usually funnier.
@br0_0m When people say "______ iS MaRbLe'S bAtMaN!" when Batman's always just been a ripoff of pulp-era heroes.