I may have skipped school, laid in bed, ate pizza, hugged plushies, and not changed my diaper for a whole week while Daddy was on a business trip. He gets home and finds me on the couch like this, and all I can say is... is it time for another layer yet, Daddy?
Art by @PaddedTak
Art by @PaddedTak
I was gonna wash the sheets, but then I got high.
I could have cleaned them with some bleach, but I was high.
And now I've gotta sleep all wet tonight, and I know why, hey hey
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high.
Daddy signed his little sissy up for a litterbox training class, for owners to get together and teach their pets how to use a litterbox. "Pet" was loosely defined, and they allowed her in, but after five minutes it became clear she wasn't going to pass the class. Artby @PaddedTak
Sketch commission for a stinker. Someone change this little one before he leaks all over the carpet.
Finished sketch commission. That feeling when you're playing pretend laser tag with your friends, but mommy wants to interrupt to check if you've messed your diaper.
P.S. You have.
(or P.U., rather.)
Another sticker commission for @Artie_P He's being gross again, so hold your nose.
TF sequence commission. Don't trust pacifiers you find lying around that aren't yours. Unless you like being turned into a latex sissy, in which case, go ahead and pick them up.
@Artie_P continues to make me draw him doing gross things. "Did you bring enough for the whole class, Artie?" "Ummmm, it's not that I don't like sharing, it's just... I don't think anyone else wants any of what I'm snacking on."
@Artie_P is a gross fops. I left him alone for five minutes to answer the phone and he got into the pail and did all this.