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alternatives to "boys and girls": "cats and kittens", "waterfolk and surface dwellers", "joys and ghouls"
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SEASONS NAMED AFTER VERBS: spring, fall. VERBS NAMED AFTER SEASONS: winter, summer. thank you for your kind attention to this matter
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the human population boom: best credited to antibiotics and better food and medicine... or to ancient dinosaurs prayers of MORE MEAT??
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i tried to find a name that wasn't taken but it was really hard, so all i can say is, if your name is "justin manitou"... WATCH OUT
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ryan ARE YOU GOING TO TELL US ABOUT THIS OPPORTUNITY OR NOT
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come on, it's not like if you don't sleep you'll die RIGHT away. you go a little crazy first
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it's not often i declare my own fan fiction canon, but it's not often i write something that is so self-evidently and inarguably canon
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also the bullets are covered in little spikes that themselves are dipped in plague
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