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Another King Kong, the real one, sighed as he threw yet another biography over the edge of the Empire State building. "Even the large print editions of these books are far too small for my giant hands," he muttered.
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i once knew a woman who shook her head when she heard stories like this, smh
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well i can only remember 10 or so eponymous things at a time, so sorry DUNBAR
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remix utahraptor is MORE than willing to get jiggy with ANY amount of it
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i just can't get over how he's a gorilla but he still wears a hat, don't judge me, i assure you i've already judged myself PLENTY
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and they delivered it VERY quickly, moving so fast as to be invisible
philosophy is solved! next up: solving whatever post-philosophy turns out to be
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Waluigi and Forgettable 18th Century American President William Henry Harrison blinked. "One room?!" blustered Harrison. "Surely you can find another!" "Waugh," said Waluigi.
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i could count the number of ghosts i've seen on one hand. i could count them on one hand, under a full moon, in an abandoned graveyard, where there once stood a house that burned down 30 years ago this very night. i could do that
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