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thank you for this lifetime achievement award. as you all probably guessed, the past several decades of exceptional performance were all to make me faking my death more credible. aaaaaaaand now i need to start that process from scratch again. dang it
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sorry civilization as a whole but honestly, come on with you
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you either cringe a cringo, or cringe long enough to becringe cringe
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i haven't read "the final problem" but there's no way this isn't how it goes, right
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don't worry, that cthulhu meat is writhing with PLANT-BASED cursèd magicks
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SOMEONE is realizing HIS potential... for KILLING A CONVERSATION
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it's-a me, mario, and i'm-a not sure i'm-a pulling off-a this frog suit
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they say if you speak a t-rex's true name he'll appear and discuss linguistics with you
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if society was better i wouldn't have to be
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no, YOU remember the 90s! i'm busy!!
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