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it's bad practice to assume that everyone in history is a rube. but it's best practice to assume that everyone in history has at least a CHANCE of being a megarube
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don't look here for someone to tell you life isn't sometimes choking on your own mouthwet!! instead all you got is that gross phrase varied yet another time! you gambled, and you lost!!
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it's a tough job but someone's got to do it. just kidding: it's super easy for me, i'm a natural
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sure, but can sherlock deduce a way to understand... another person's heart?? he CAN?! well, must be nice.
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629.6 pound gorilla and NOT AN OUNCE MORE. now, to deal with what we've negotiated down to the Borneo pygmy elephant in the room
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now, to include a panel where T-Rex encounters the DC Comics character "The Question" and begs him to prove something he's already decided is true
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dinosaur comics, but make it watermelon
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you gotta imagine what the 1970s were like such that it required all those "no shirt no shoes no service" signs get added to shops. just a wild decade. unforgivably horny
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