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technically the entire job of historians is to repeat history
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also it's weeks after DST but unlike the sun, you can't put GENIUS on a schedule
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this comic originally said "some people" but at the last second i changed it to "some jabronis". currently considering routinely performing the people/jabronis search/replace on all future communication
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please, *I* know printing money doesn't solve inflation, but T-REX, the wonderfully flawed character I created, is the one with the bad ideas. blame him. credit me for being very very good at writing such wonderfully flawed characters.
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wait a minute, wait a minute - doc... uh, are you telling me you built a ONE-WAY TIME MACHINE THAT ONLY EVER MOVES FORWARDS AT A SUBJECTIVELY FIXED RATE - out of a space-time continuum??
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see, now i'm just hungry for sandwiches
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ryan it's too early for the brutal truth of the universe. i don't care what time it is, it's TOO EARLY
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listen, we're all just looking for a \r to our \n
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the french call comics "the ninth art" which is SO INSANELY CLASSY, so please enjoy this ninth art from a ninth artist on the ninth art about art
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joke's on you, because *I* intend pull an einstein and say my last words in a language nobody present understands. truly galaxy-brain thinking that will both check AND mate my haters
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