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mr. freeze, whose full name was Another Guynamed Freeze, studied his birth certificate skeptically.
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some days you write the comics, some days the comics write you
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everyone was really annoyed at Sherlock but realized that Fermat had established an iron-clad precedent.  thus concluded The Case Of When Sherlock Fermated Everyone
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all my embarrassments are PRIVATE, thank you very much.  only *I* must carry them with me everywhere i go for every day of my life 
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for as long as i can remember, i have always divided my life into discrete 365.25 day chunks
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good christmas to all, and to all a merry night
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yeah well MY favourite colour's so chimerical its name cannot be carried by sound waves.  you probably haven't heard of it
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there are probably characters not related to batman but i gotta ask......... why would anyone bother
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imagine writing a song called "hips don't lie" featuring a chorus with the line "my hips don't lie" and years later people STILL call them allegedly-mendacious hips.  smh
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