DJ_Simulacra (V-Tuber IRL)さんのイラストまとめ

I am more tired than I look.

Are you feeling cold? Sit in the corner, it is 90 degrees.

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What is the opposite of ladies fingers? Mentos.

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Why don’t restaurants serve noodles after 10:00 PM? It’s pasta bedtime.

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I’ll never tell my accountant a joke again. He just depreciates them.

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Happy #Monday

Before you close your eyes and go back to bed dream about how cool it would be if you made enough money in your dream to be able to fund a Sim body pillow operation. I just need you to dream-earn enough to be able to buy me my own pillows because Streamlabs doesn't do those😭

These are the eyes I'm going to use to entice to you come to stream tonight at 9pm CST.

Then I'm totally locking the door behind you when you're in chat.

OMG PLEASE COME.

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There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall! Terrible king...but made a great ruler.

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