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Important Alice Cairn lore: Despite being a chef, she has no idea and is slightly terrified by the existence of air fryers.
@itsybatsy Not sure if "Eldritch horror wanting to interact with mortals so made themselves into a milf" is your cup of tea but here you go!
@KingoftheKabuto I'm just going to put this Cradily here as a suggestion... :)
@KinksmithV Since you've been so nice, you get one(1) smooch, as a treat :)
(obligatory mention of the word bowling for people who rightfully don't care)
oh, wow...sports