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Y'know, I could've done something productive this afternoon but just letting myself go absolutely gluttonous and tease @/IcarianOnager was more fun tbh...
Not exactly a fursona but if I woke up as my eldritch friend right here, I'd probably think "neat" then go back to sleep. Eldritch horrors need their beauty sleep after all. https://t.co/rqCr5diisi
@EBCArtWork We recommend that anyone observing this stays at least 50 meters away from the premises...If this individual turns into a dark purple mass of sludge, eyes, and maws, this is normal, she is simply enjoying herself. Still, do not approach...
Flatwoods Monsters, the surprise cake carriers of the galaxy... https://t.co/kL9ZOQY2SK
@StrangerMoist I offer you the [Smooth Taste of] Alice Cairn! Sharp, gloomy, eldritch and chonky! What's not to love?
Fashionista gets wrapped in conspiracy, adopts eldritch horror on departure.
Y'know what? I got the time, gonna do this with the rest of my OC's.
Alien burdened with responsibility, decides being earth nerd is better.
Eldritch horror wants to be a "human", becomes master chef. https://t.co/9Wn947eNlP