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If Alis saw one of his friends as a mouse, gosh he’d have a field day. Breathy huffs into the little rodent’s face… Big and heavy licks over their tiny face… holding the mouse by the tail, dangling them over the hungry jaws of the big canine…
Try as you might, running does not do anything but delay the inevitable. Dog food is what you’re destined to be, a meager act of fleeing doesn’t save you. But I appreciate you making me work for my meal, I needed to work off the pounds from the last one.
@ToddieWaddie Awh so cute but… why don’t ya just dive down mine~
It’s adorable when you stumble over your words, you really think I won’t eat you if you beg? It’s like hearing a description of a food from a restaurant… it’s nice to know you’ve got friends, a family, things I can move on to eat after I’m done with gurgling you away~
@The_Goo_Deer Netflix and chill? Nah.. Netflix and glurble… ✨✨
I kinda like that idea 🥰
@JonahButHungry @The_Goo_Deer I second that opinion.
Hey hey! So… it’s Christmas Eve and I just wanted you all to know that, despite the vorny teases… You’re all awesome. I know I know… I say you’re insignificant and… you’re dog food but while you’re certainly dog food, you’re deserving of a great Christmas! Merry Christmas!