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Before you go frolicking around my dungeons in your heavy armor. You might want to consider how much noise it creates and how easily my creatures can hear you.
[Art by Jason Nguyen. https://t.co/nGEWUb8fmm]
Zoluan's Goblin Scholarship partners the little blighters with an experienced Hobgoblin. This Hobgoblin then mentors them and fights alongside them. Occasionally using them as shields.
[Art by Ben Hughes. https://t.co/ssuu9bVfmk]
Advice for budding dungeon masters. Place your traps randomly, but do not space them out evenly. That will become predictable very quickly. The greatest trap you need to place, is that for their paranoia. Make them fear what's around the corner.
Ok, I was just speaking to Jackalman and Monkian about our mutual friend, Mumm-ra. As many of you are aware, Mumm-ra is in a bad way due to years of steroid abuse. For every retweet from you #DnD folks, I will donate 10 gold pieces to his round the clock care.
And thus I clothe my naked villainy. With odd old ends stol'n out of holy writ, And seem a saint, when most I play the devil.
[Art by Le Rastislav .]
Traveling through certain parts of a dungeon make me pleased that my nose fell off long ago.
[Art by Victor P. Corbella. https://t.co/vTgv1oAH2g]
So Mortals. How has your day been? Done anything evil? #DnD
[Art by Anastasia Kustova.]
Advice for budding dungeon masters. Place your traps randomly, but do not space them out evenly. That will become predictable very quickly. The greatest trap you need to place, is that for their paranoia. Make them fear what's around the corner.
What do you call a group of Bardic Orcs? An ORChestra. Muahaha.
[Art by Dimitri. https://t.co/jbIUQMIuBt]