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What do you call a group of Bardic Orcs? An ORChestra. Muahaha.
[Art by Bayardwu. https://t.co/qDC33MeleR]
Why do you build me up, Ettercap, baby Just to let me down, and mess me around? And then worst of all you never call, baby when you say you will, but I love you still! #DnD
[Art courtesy of Wizards Of The Coast.]
This @terminallynerdy mortal continues to peddle his insights and advice to you so called 'gamers'. He does this, even with the curse of 'Blue Magic' that I placed on him months ago. I admire his stubborn perseverance. https://t.co/9f3ZwwpWNn
Be evil, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
[Art by Jack Kaiser. https://t.co/06ARZ7WfPF]
What's worse than being hit by a bullet? Being hit by a Bulette of course!
Now the sun's gone to hell and The moon's riding high, Let me bid you farewell. Every man has to die
In a world where you mortals do not believe in the Gods, is @TheGodDamnDM an oxymoron? Even still, I suppose that still puts him above the rest of you regular 'morons'. Muhahahah!
Mortals of this world. How have your #DnD games been running. Kill any players lately? Muhahah