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Advice for budding dungeon masters. Place your traps randomly, but do not space them out evenly. That will become predictable very quickly. The greatest trap you need to place, is that for their paranoia. Make them fear what's around the corner.
Ah, @JessPendley. You have long spread the words of Zoluan to your followers. It has been noted.
Friday Follow. I Zoluan, have saw fit to share with you these Cartographers. @nor_cartography @Unter_Bergen. Creativity is a resource of which I place a high value. Ensure you use it for evil purposes.
What do you call a group of Bardic Orcs? An ORChestra. Muahaha.
[Art by Dimitri. https://t.co/jbIUQMIuBt]
What do you call a group of Bardic Orcs? An ORChestra. Muahaha.
[Art by Bayardwu. https://t.co/qDC33MeleR]
Why do you build me up, Ettercap, baby Just to let me down, and mess me around? And then worst of all you never call, baby when you say you will, but I love you still! #DnD
[Art courtesy of Wizards Of The Coast.]
This @terminallynerdy mortal continues to peddle his insights and advice to you so called 'gamers'. He does this, even with the curse of 'Blue Magic' that I placed on him months ago. I admire his stubborn perseverance. https://t.co/9f3ZwwpWNn
Be evil, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
[Art by Jack Kaiser. https://t.co/06ARZ7WfPF]
What's worse than being hit by a bullet? Being hit by a Bulette of course!