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@CyberPunkCortes Dystopiamaxxing in britain involves having battery-powered TVs that show unhappy people
The Vandals formed their own Kingdom around Carthage, coming back to raid Rome in 455, coining the term Vandalism.
They dominated the western Mediteranean for more than a century before Justinian restored roman control.
https://t.co/EY41oNcdqx
The relative anarchy that followed as variously romanized britons, saxon settlers, and decidedly un-roman picts and Irish invaders fought over the newly independent Island was later remembered as a heroic Arthurian age.
But this topic is better explained by @ActualAurochs
While the process already started before, this event caused Rome to fully redeploy all remaining forces to northern Gaul, taking most of the administration with them.
Emperor Honorius replied to a request for assistance by telling the Roman cities "to see to their own defence"
In their wake followed Saxons, Suebians, Gepids, Burgundians and the Allemanni, all swarming over the River to loot and pillage.
The Limes was left unmanned that time, as Stilicho had redeployed all available forces in a desperate bid to stop Alaric's invasion of Italy
"The germanic tribes destroyed the roman empire because there was no law forbidding them from doing so"
an old fanart/meme i made for @Kaisermod once:
The 13th Canadian invasion of Wales
This way of portraying your fictional uniforms is the most boring way possible, the internet-art equivalent of preclassical greco-egyptian statues
Anthropologists analyzing german behavior are clueless if they dont even have a deep understanding of the common scissor-man
Ġgantija, a neolithic temple complex in Malta.
Said by locals to be built by a giantess once.
Residents and travelers knew about the existence of the temple;before any excavations were carried out, someone drew a plan based on that knowledge, which has been found to be accurate