.@bclevinger At least Branson caught on quicker than the Light Warriors did.
@callykarishokka So spending millions gets you a grade school painting while $40 got me an exceptionally grumpy Cyclonus?
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime Magus' #ChronoTrigger royalties couldn't pay the bills so he had to get a side job.
#AndThenThereWasThatOneTime a wizard who was technically older than the known univarse grew a moustache.
Fighter: Eh. Everything after that sounds like a waste of time.
Black Mage: I could've told you THAT.
Fighter: Here's one! They're recruiting for something called "SOLDIER".
Black Mage: Lame.