"If the jet engine were on, you'd get sucked right in."
"But it's not on."
"It would be dangerous for you to stand there if it were on."
"I don't understand. It's not on."
"Slow down with the chrome! Your body can't handle much more!"
"I need to kill as many cops as I possibly can. This one's for you, Maine."
"What?! Maine wouldn't want that. He was a cyberpsycho at that point!"
"I'm living for someone else's dream..."
"Gigachad, please stop encouraging untrained and unarmed civilians to take on armored units by themselves."
"Run at a tank. Scream at a tank. They are useless in urban areas. Throw yourself at a tank. Pour gasoline over a tank. Punch a tank. They are useless in urban areas."
"This is obviously a trap, Gigapriam. Why would they just give us a giant woo-"
"Haha, look how big this horse is! I love horses! Take it inside!"
"Alas, my friend. You were my father's favorite carthorse. He destroyed your body by overworking you. I was looking forward to doing the same. Sadly, you have injured your leg."
"Master, weep not for me! I shall serve you again as glue or salami. I'll be back!"
"Hahaha."
"..."
"Look, Soyjak! The giga counter is really high and it's making funny noises. This proves it: I am more 'giga' than you."
"Giga counter?! No, it's ... never mind, we have to get out of here!"
"Nonsense! This is a place of honor, after all!"
"Stop! You're under arrest for the murder."
"It was self-defense."
"No, it wasn't. I'm right here. I saw you stab him."
"He gave off bad vibes."
"Ah, yes, this should plunge Europe into chaos for at least 200 years."
"Thank you for reforming the church!"
"Reforming the what?"