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"I love being on the right side of history."
"But you are on the wrong side of the road!"
"If real life was an RPG I would put all my points in Luck and win a lot of money. This would also help me seduce the ladies."
"Die, non-strength-maxxer!"
"You've lead us straight into an ambush, Gigachadius!"
"Varus, my friend! Rejoice! I have managed to find a death worthy of a true Roman for us! The rarest thing in all the Pax Romana!"