In honor of the feast day of St. John Nepomucene, known as the first martyr of the Seal of the Confessional, here's some questionable cartoons on the sacrament form the archives.
Dad Rock Diary: Chase - Chase (1970) Starts with horns and Hammond a'blasting and never lets up. Excellent jazz-rock, though perhaps a tad bit too experimental for those looking for Chicago clones. Laudable Lyrics: Say your prayers, don't worry, things will turn out at right.
One Sheet Words of Wisdom: The Hunters of the Golden Cobra (1982) "In everything we do, the serpent ego is rising up. We are glad that there are so many thorns on the path. They strike the hood of the cobra." - Swami Vivekananda
Now Showing At A Blog Near You: Yet another religious defense of The Exorcist? Sure, but it's a good one. 'The Exorcist is a Catholic Movie of Demonic Possession - Catholic Stand' https://t.co/Ivofg5Cq5c
One Sheet Words of Wisdom: Grave of the Vampire (1972) "Putting a smile on a child's face can change the world, Maybe not the whole world but at least their world!" - Richard M Knittle Jr.
One Sheet Words of Wisdom: The Wild Angels (1966) “It was pride that changed angels into devils; it is humility that makes men as angels.” – St. Augustine
Dad Rock Diary: Gene Simmons - Gene Simmons (1978) Disney songs, Cher, and Beatles knock-offs? Don't get me wrong, it's not all that good, but man, the nads it took to release this. Laudable Lyrics: And if you cross yourself at night I'll come and see you, don't run an' hide.
Dad Rock Diary: Anthrax - Fistful of Metal (1983) Had to double check to make sure the setting wasn't on 1.5x speed. Nope, that's just how fast these guys play. Laudable Lyrics: So ruthless and vicious to have no remorse. He who lives by the sword dies by the sword.
One Sheet Words of Wisdom: Dr Cyclops (1940) "A determined soul will do more with a rusty monkey wrench than a loafer will accomplish with all the tools in a machine shop." - Robert Hughes