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Now hand over the secret Krabby Patty formula!
Or what?
...I don't know. I never thought I'd get this far.
Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
What does claustrophobic mean?
It means he's afraid of Santa Claus!
No it doesn't.
Ho ho ho! *giggles*
Stop it Patrick, you're scaring him!
He's an inanimate object, his money's no good here.
What are you saying, Mr Squidward? Everyone's money is good here!
*piercing screech*
You know, this stuff is hideously inedible, but the decor is so amazing, I can't resist spending my money here!
Every year on Halloween night, the Flying Dutchman descends on Bikini Bottom in a pirate ship just like this, only bigger!
Excuse me, did his ship look like a Krabby Patty?
Like I was saying!
It was nice knowin' ya, pal.
I know. I'm an interesting guy.
Oh, now what? I suppose you're gonna show me...Oh, oh gee, that's very nice. What is this, some kind of magic act? *screams in neverending terror*
I've got some loose change in my pocket, will this cover it?
Umm...no.
How about now?
No.
Now?
No.
Now?
No.
Now?
No.
Now?
No.
Now?
No.
Squidward, you made it!
My cable's out.
Oh uh, sorry to hear about that.
Hi, I want to show you my best friend, Squidward.
Hey Frank.