SpongeBob Quote of the Dayさんのイラストまとめ

I brought you flowers, since you two are feeling so poorly.

You never brought me flowers.

Patrick, go home and check your mailbox.

Really?

Ah, this looks neat. I wonder-DAAAAAHH!!!

I think the Chum Bucket is the high point of our tour.

Your tour?

That's right. We're visiting the most disgusting places in Bikini Bottom, and so far, you're number one. Farewell, you filthy little fella.

Oh, fun. I suppose you want me to play some stupid game, or you'll just follow me around all day and never ever leave, huh?

Afraid not, Schnozward! I wouldn't hang out with you for all the money in Krabs' mattress!

You don't know how long I've waited to hear those words!

Ain't no way a sea critter can run faster than a land critter.

I can underwater! I'm...hydrodynamically designed!

You’ll have the most important job of all! You'll be our test monkey.

Test monkey?
Ooh-ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah! Test monkey reporting for duty!

SpongeBob, what kind of haul did you get?

I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs Puff, a penny from Plankton, and a slightly used pair of dentures.

And I fell on my head.

Timmy: Look, we eat your fish brothers.

King Greg: *laughs* So do we, sometimes. Although mostly our diet consists of crabs, starfish, and the occasional underwater squirrel.

Look at yourself. You're losing your blue-ish glow. Stop worrying so much. Now, repeat after me: you will not go back to the Krusty Krab.

I will destroy the Krusty Krab!

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *throws mirror at the wall*

Oh, it's finally finished! A memoir of my life, written in red ink! Aw, barnacles!