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What is happening? Where did all those hands come from? Someone please help I can't get away anymore! They keep stuffing me over the past 12 hours!
God sleeping as a newfound immobile person is rather troublesome everything shifts around and it's a bit uncomfortable here and there.
I suppose being immobile can have it's perks when enjoyed with friends!
Thank god for public transport I don't think I could walk to where I need to go or fit in a car ... Not that it was easy to get on the train either, but it works and I got plenty of room!
See? I told you people I could still walk! Albeit slowly ... And I may be unable to pick up stuff. But hopefully someone can assist me there.
Don't grope too hard I am trying to enjoy some Netflix while snacking.
Did I say that I overdid it with the cookies last time?
Yeah no they're too tasty and I got room for more!
I may overdid it on those cookies ... My undies are hardly fitting and same goes for my bed.
Those are dangerous obesity levels. Time to lose weight!
I know that this isn't the best pose in golf, but it's the only one I can do while hitting the right ball...
I may need some help ... Can't believe I got too fat for that too, so embarrassing!