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Who dares summon me? I hope your puny mortal fridge has enough to sate me!
Ground control to major tom ...
The one size fits all has to be thoroughly tested before it's send out lime this!
Yeah I am not gonna lie if I am too busy for some proper self care my attire does get very snug.
I am quite lucky that I already got my beach-body ready, got hot so early this year.
Anyways just watching something on my phone instead of cooling off in the water, as to be expected of my nerd-ass.
Art by @StupidOreo
#fatfurry #beachbody #hyper
500 Followers? Oh baby here we gooo!
Have a celebratory picture of me handing you all fresh eggnog!
Also it's real eggnog get your mind out of the gutter gee.
Drawn by the wonderful and ever so amazing @Yoohatzu
@Rabid_Cowolf Sure let me try my luck. Me but massively fat unable to wield those even more massive balls and dong.
"Come on it took HOURS to find fitting swimtrunks for you now stop staring at your phone for one minute and enjoy the beach!"
Not quite the beach season yet, though my body was already in shape for it!
Art @StupidOreo