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not to sound like a furry but they really expect you to pick your character out of 5 boring space guys, an alien, a robot, and A CATGIRL WITH HUGE FISTS
is this like how c64 games often couldn't afford to run the game fullscreen so they just covered up part of the screen with a UI that included the name of the game at all times?
this vectorman has large legs and no understanding of the complexities of playing the accordion
This character only seems to show up when they want a love interest who isn't cheating on you. He was a firefighter earlier.
He looks like a Christian move version of Jon Arbuckle