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Yoko has contracted total organ failure, and the only cure is bloodletting!
Rio has been detained for stealing a fursuit harness off of Rade at the Capitol Riots; they reveal it's not their first time doing this.
SHOCKING!: Toby recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with a fish, Eriah, and Corby!
Gamma uploaded a picture to Twitter where poop were spotted in the background
Sunny Racc and Estus both got arrested for breaking into the Capitol Riots
Procession recounts their near death experience, where in a coma, they went to heaven and met an old lady who told them not to trust Synesthesia, because they were being racist. They are now blocked and won't ever talk again.
Seasalt and Wrenchy were spotted spending time together at Club Amorous
Ren's sleep paralysis demon, who looked identical to Jay, stood there, tickling their poor victim's feet all night, until the sun came up and it vanished. What a weird night!