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SHOCKING!: Joseph recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with Nick Wilde, a Phasmophobia ghost, and Zuko!
Furok tried to scam an artist for a Cedric butt mousepad, fully personalized.
SHOCKING!: LePythor Simp recounts in detail the horrors of being roommates with Tesla, Prof. Smok, and an old lady!
Static was abducted by the IRA for 'live tests on a furry specimen'
KaZo spent all of their money buying a Azzy bodypillow, and now they're broke and asking for money on Twitter
Leaked screenshots of Toby's secret alt account, where they pretend to be transphobic shows that they are white and praise BD silicone sculptures as if they were in some kind of a brazilian cult
Corby has been biologically attacked with PAX-12, and Jason is almost certain that this is an attempt of an alien civilization to silence them!
Agar found a lost cheesegraters on the ground at Kabul. Finders keepers!