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@LesEnfantSolid ❝Well.. something put me in a bit of a funk. When I'm like this, I can't dance-- or use any magic.❞
❝That means I can't protect home. I need to get somewhere I can clear my head and recharge my fun batteries. Incognito.❞
❝Oh! I was a ninja once, if that helps my case!❞
🐦To: Scuttle Town
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Hey, Gang! I know it's sudden..
But I've decided to take a vacation!
Don't worry! I've picked a replacement,
and I'll make sure to be super safe.
— Love, Shantae💕
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@CassieLamia ❝So, maybe a chocolate covered rodent? That way, both halves are happy..❞
❝Well, It’ll be a surprise.❞
𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑳𝑶𝑨𝑫𝑬𝑫!!
I'm doing just about 50 of these! https://t.co/OE2RwBVuRp
@JVandFrens ❝Cereal! Get the marshmallow bits ready!!❞
WWWWWHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRR. It sounds like.. she's blow-drying her hair in there.
@ShieldDoggo ❝D’awww, that’s too cute!❞
❝Err.. I mean.. Not tonight, boy. I’m trying to be sad.❞
❝. . .❞
Shantae gently rocks about in her hammock, kicking her feet around impatiently. Risky Boots isn’t home yet.
POV I destroy you with a single attack from my fluffy pillow dealing 𝟗𝟗𝟗 points of damage