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@PuddingMage ❝Basic!? Nuh-uh! Do you know how many different answers this thing can spit out? It’s like carrying Einstein around in your pocket.❞
@HISWORLD ❝A neato iron that toasts batter into waffles! Oh, and a tooth brush that does the circles for you!❞
❝Instant pearly whites!❞
@EdgyGeniePerson ❝Oooohh.. I'm telling your mommmmm.❞
❝...Wait. Nevermind.❞
@iRimuruTempest ('Shoot.. Where is it? Did I eat the last pint in my sleep?')
❝...Hey! Who're you!? And why'd you raid my kitchen like it was the most valuable thing here?❞
@GreatKidIcarus ❝Eep! Oh, m-morning! Me? Icecream? Before the sun is up? No way!❞
@TrickyTrinityx ❝Kagatsuchi, huh? Uh-oh, sounds like I've wandered into anime territory.❞
❝So you two are a package deal? Ahehe, that takes identical twins to a whole new level! Neat.❞
❝I'm Shantae! I wouldn't hurt you! This ponytail is for punishing evil only.❞
@RevengeOfRisky — ❝I was worried when we found you, but Uncle kept telling me you were gonna be okay..❞
❝So you know, whatever you did worked. My memory came rushing back! I'm so glad I never actually forgot..❞
❝Talk about a day full of adventure..❞
❝I'm off to dreamland. Nighty-night, Scuttle Town..❞ 💤