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Imagine playing Ys IX -Monstrum NOX- (2019, PS4) for the waifus instead of the Four Different Variations of Adol Christin proudly presented by Nihon Falcom™.
Drinking alcohol when stressed out:
- Will make you feel guilty and more depressed
- Not good for your liver
- Costs money
Looking at pictures of Emma Millstein having the BEST DAMN TIME IN HER LIFE:
- Will make you happy, no alcohol required
- You'll stay healthy
- IS FREE
Adol Christin in the games:
A mythical figure, a formidable swordsman, well-liked by all, has this cool and occasionally eccentric aura around him
Adol Christin in supplemental materials:
You, a know-nothing: "What's so good about Seijo no Maryoku wa Bannou Desu anyway? It looks so cookie-cutter."
Me, an enlightened individual who has been blessed with visions of Sei-sama:
Falcom will always put them on the rear because no matter what happens, they will always be the onee-chan and onii-san of Class VII who watch over their friends 👌
If you ever stumble upon your siblings smiling widely while staring at their phone screens, make no mistake, they're not chatting with their crushes, they're probably just looking at pictures of Emma Millstein.
Adol Christin went from "Hey daddy, come here! I found something!" to "Hey sweetie, come to daddy."