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He-Man has just got stuck up a tree and I've told him not to worry - I'll call the fire brigade.
I fucking well won't though, obviously.
I'm an overlord of evil, an emperor of destruction and a powerful sorcerer of the dark arts, but fuck me I can't resist a good selfie.
That moment when you've been out all day doing some evil meddling and realise you're not going to make it back in time for Antiques Roadshow
I've spent ages trying to think what Prince Adam reminds me of and suddenly it came to me.
An absolute twat.
Beast Man just asked me why I call Quavers 'crisps' when their main ingredient is MSG and not actual potato, so I gave him a massive wedgie.
That moment when you look forward to opening up your DMs but are disappointed when you find out who your secret admirer is.
#DMYourCrushDay
It's Evil-Lyn's birthday, so as a special treat we're nipping out to Argos to get her a new ironing board.
Just tapped He-Man on the shoulder to remind him that he's a massive fucking twat.