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“We want an asshole rival!”
“Done.”
“We want non-Kanto Regional Variants!”
“Done.”
“We want Evolutions for old Pokémon!”
“Done.”
“We want another grounded evil team.”
“Done.”
“We want every old Pokémon!”
“Sorry, we don’t have the ti-“
“DAMMIT GAME FREAK IS THE WORST SO LAZY”
Well, if @Fire_Voyager’s gonna spoil his next Dream Smasher, I’d might as well do it too.