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'He gets them with the t-shirt cannon.'
'That was some kiss.'
'Let's talk about ham.'
'Another birdbath celebrity sighting.'
'I told you the meat fairy was real.'
'Scram, pilgrim.'
'Uh-oh.'
'Was the airdrop really necessary?'
'Can’t you make it sound more romantic?'
'He doesn’t mess with the fire-breathing pigeons.'