'This oat milk catnip latte is divine.'
'Cancel all my appointments. I’m petting the cat.'
'My toupee was just here.'
'You have friends everywhere.'
'The bologna exhibit was surprisingly moving.'
'It’s nice to be nice to bees.'
'He’s not bad as far as megalomaniacs go.'
'A bib is worth a thousand words.'
'I walked into the wrong bathroom.'