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Public safety pamphlets are nearly as much fun as Victorian children's books.
It's great to be alive!
Until you hide in a leaf pile and a truck SMASHES YOU LIKE A BUG.
Happy #FolkloreThursday, Twitter! ["The Harvest Home," Thomas Rowlandson]
When you find a Victorian children's book titled "Amusing Tales," that can mean only one thing:
BODY COUNT!
Well, same to you, Mr. Giant Root Vegetable Man.
I've become numb to this sort of thing.
Is it time for the Christmas Kangaroos?
Don't be silly. It's ALWAYS time for the Christmas Kangaroos!
Don't make the Christmas birds angry.
You won't like them when they're angry.
Tell the kids! It's the moment you've been waiting for all year!
It's the Return of the Dead Bird Christmas!
Thanksgiving is over.
December is just around the corner.
Christmas decorations are appearing everywhere.
Yup, it's time for Krampus Chihuahua.