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#OnceYouHitACertainAge things don’t always work
The time is never right #SignsYoureOutdated
@JPTL4E’s portrait. WTF? Her boobs are on her arms and the artist was not looking at her face. #ReallyScaredTheHeckOuttaMe
Properly folded fitted sheets
@charley_ck14 probably #ThingsIWillAlwaysLove
#InMyCultWe we know how to fold fitted sheets.
Canned asparagus. #ThingsIHatedWhenIWasAKid
#WhenRogersGoesOut parents read to their children
Humping is not hard unless …. well ….. it isn’t hard. #VaguelyDescribeAHump