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The Guild doesn't want you to know this but the Woodland Pteryx at Ancient Forest are free, you can take them home. I have 458 Woodland Pteryx.
But most importantly, someone who will be there to help you when you fall, and who likes you despite all your flaws.
Someone who will look at you like this in the morning, telling you that you're late for work, oh you lazy hunter.
Someone that looks at you and thinks you're the most pathetic hunter in existence, and says it to your face.
I want a quest with Kushala Daora, Velkhana and Malzeno in The Citadel, called "The Three Smug Dragons"
15K followers? Oh my Gog...
Thank you for allowing me to appear on your timeline and/or having some interest in what I share. Seriously, I never expected to reach this number.
Also some anatomy classes! This is a friendly reminder that most monsters have this thing, usually called the "pubic bone". So if you're going to do some dirty images, don't add things in that location: there's a solid bone. And it looks weird if you do.
inb4: 🤓