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Well, the real reason is pretty stupid:
My favorite monster is Lagiacrus. When I was creating an account in FA, that username was already taken... and Ivory wasn't.
After that, I started to like the monster more, its colors... etc.
Big, scary and dangerous monsters that could easily kill you if they wanted to... but they don't.
Like when in the game they attack you but "miss". I like to think they do it on purpose, instead of calling it "luck" or "good hitboxes".
What if they just want to play with you?