Indie Gamer Chickさんのイラストまとめ

Congratulations Altered Beast: Guardian of the Realms, you aren't the worst sequel to a bad game ever, because at least I nodded and said "okay, that's not a horrible idea."

Even if the werewolf does look exactly like Scrat from Ice Age.

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That is the most pathetic excuse for a werewolf I've ever seen.

I mean holy shit. That is the final photo if the werewolf from the original Altered Beast took part in a Faces of Meth campaign.

#IWillNoLongerApologizeFor my slurs against Smurfs. I don't care if they don't like being called Blue Veiners or not. They're just not natural and we should exterminate them all!

You can switch which magic you're using in the pause menu. Interesting.

First boss was a cinch. First LEVEL was a cinch. Honestly, this is one of those ports where you feel sorry for owners of it.

Oh my god. "Hey look, another treasure chest that opened another door!"

(goes inside)

BOSS FIGHT!

They had to put the boss fights in treasure chests.

All credit for the boss looking good though.

Oh hold up, found another vulture tree. This one had two!

Oh, and levels aren't one continuous screen. After this point, I reached the end of the screen, then it faded out and faded back in to the section with the wind storm.

I know there's frustration from SMS fans that I give up on some games too fast. I have 300+ games to do in two weeks and I'm barely through 50 at this point.

BUT, if a game can grab me, I'll press on. Enduro did.

So I figured out the "secret": press down just as you hit ramps.

"HEY DON'T BUY THAT NES! LOOK! WE HAVE AN EXCITING BIKE GAME TOO! AN EXCITEBIKE IF YOU WILL!"

Maybe that's just the cynic in me.

Anyway, this honestly isn't bad at all.

I must have taken a wrong turn the first level because I caught Carlos the Hispanic Person Driving a Nice Car (hey, that's a crime in Arizona, look it up) in about 20 seconds level 2.

Oh and I guess Carlos committed "murder." Probably.

CHASE HQ

Or Taito Chase HQ.