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Your name is SASANQUA. You are SNOWDROP'S PARTNER, and she is your WHOLE WORLD. You follow her commands and MAIM HER ENEMIES. She is YOURS ALONE, and anyone who tries to hurt her or take her from you will FEEL YOUR WRATH. When not maiming, you enjoy BELLY RUBS.
art: @Lucheek
Your name is SNOWDROP. You have big AMBITIONS that don't match your current DEAD END LIFE stuck in a MISERABLE VILLAGE. You have sworn fealty to EMERALDEER'S EMPIRE, but its soldiers look down on you. You are not one of them, but you DESPERATELY wish you were.
art: @Lucheek
@GameswoGravity nintendo should pay homage to the nintendo switch in breath of the wild 2 by putting sollux in there
vriska decides to answer kanaya's messages and chat it up with her, and there's alot of interesting parallels here between this conversation and the one between nepeta and equius
and just like that conversation we're gonna cover fucking all of it
and i wanna be like hee hee hoo hoo and revel in vriska's misfortune but like.
mr. white text's manipulation clearly left an impact on her. he seems like a real shithead. and even a douchenozzle like vriska doesn't deserve to be abused
vriska ostensibly bragging about maiming tavros is rly fucked up, but i guess i respect her excitement over her larp character
tho she seems like a nightmare to play with, even without the maiming. the kinda player ppl make horror story youtube videos about
it looks like i won't be waiting long cuz here she is
i've been thinking for a while about how homestuck is so good at making characters lovable with their introduction text, that i've been waiting to see how it uses this skill when introducing a character we're supposed to hate
so nepeta goes to equius to ask permission to join karkat's little gamer gang, and a very long conversation ensues
usually i'd just skip or skim over these, but there's SO MUCH to unpack here so we're gonna go over fucking all of it
back in karkat's introduction it's established that we're skipping all the arm and defecation jokes in the introductions cuz we gotta get thru 12 of these mfs
i'm glad the arm joke came back just once tho :33