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WHAT THE FUCK ALL THIS WAS YEAR *ONE*???????
THERE'S STILL LIKE SIX MORE YEARS OF THIS
for a brief moment between 2009-2010, andrew hussie was the most productive webcomic artist of all time
ngl i don't fuckin understand any of the shit going on with jack. what's much more interesting to me is what's going on with the kids' families
apparently they've taken it upon themselves to fight... the final bosses?? maybe???
this act of rebellion transforms him into some kinda demon i guess??? good for him, he got promoted like a chess piece
the main crux of this page is that jack noir, tired of being pushed around, uses the Mysterious Contents of jade's bday present to john to fight back against the boss of the dark dream world
NOW IT'S TIME FOR A FLASH PAGE
and hey i actually know this song, there's a rly sweet cover of it that i like
also tobert pog
https://t.co/MQ9lRuAwSn
john is still tempted to cheat his way to the end of the game, and doesn't entirely buy that dave has suddenly time traveled from the future to stop him
but his friendship with dave makes him reconsider anyway, and he chooses not to go
this is incredibly fucking sweet ;3;
but before we jump back into the past, i like that dave's world is the "land of heat and clockwork", that is super fucking cool
and while dave seems to still be stuck with his shitty "1\2 blade" syllabus, he's makin' it work
ANYWAY MOVING ON JOHN HAS A ROCKET PACK NOW
terezi helped him fix the broken shitty one he made earlier, and now he's using it to cheat his way to the final boss
i hope he'll be alright :T
rose is fighting monsters dressed in silly princess garb, makes sense cuz that's what the squid doll she prototyped her sprite was wearing
she's also fighting john's clown demons, and john was fighting princess guys earlier too. so the magical world is shaped by the whole group