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Once upon a time, people believed the final thing a deceased being saw was forever imprinted on its retinas.
...And they tried to use that to solve crimes.
"Dead Eyed," by Erin Keepers and Fend Hamilton! Only in "Failure to Launch!"
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1738 - Paris, France.
A mechanician presents The Digesting Duck: a miraculous automaton capable of eating and, er, evacuating.
A young watchmaker will spend the next decade attempting to uncover its secret... and regret it.
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Hey, you mommies-to-be! It's time for the birth assistance of the future!
Doulas? Midwives? Birthplans? Oh, no no no.
STRAP YOURSELVES TO THIS SPINNING TABLE AND GET THE NET READY.
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Once upon a time, people believed the final thing a deceased being saw was forever imprinted on its retinas.
...And they tried to use that to solve crimes.
"Dead Eyed," by Erin Keepers and Fend Hamilton! Only in "Failure to Launch!"
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https://t.co/wX1oP7q2bb
1738 - Paris, France.
A mechanician presents The Digesting Duck: a miraculous automaton capable of eating and, er, evacuating.
A young watchmaker will spend the next decade attempting to uncover its secret... and regret it.
Only in "Failure to Launch!"
https://t.co/wX1oP7q2bb
Hey, folks! D'you know our friend, Ethyl?
Your parents sure did. She cost 'em a few IQ points.
Legendary cartoonist of "Awkward Zombie" @katietiedrich covers the unparalleled environmental disaster of ethyl gas, only in "Failure to Launch!"
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The dream of de-extinction still lives!
But... there have been some pretty hard-to-take speedbumps along the way.
Consider the Pyrenean Ibex... the only animal ever to go extinct twice.
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@bluedelliquanti explores the promise of humanity's space faring future... and the danger of reproducing our current, unsustainable systems in a new environment.
Meet the new world, same as the old world.
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You can pout about flying cars all you like! WHERE IS MY FULLY-AUTOMATED POST-SCARCITY LUXURY SPACE COMMUNISM?!
@grasshopperpie asks, whatever happened to the Star Trek future we all expected?
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Philosopher Jeremy Bentham first conceived of the Panopticon as the ultimate tool for reform. But as @frostyplum shows us, after its failure, the term seems to have, uhm, escaped confinement.
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