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GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪
IMAGINE HAVING A DREAM THAT YOU WERE THE CUTEST GIRL IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND THEN WAKING UP AND LOOKING LIKE THIS
IF YOU NEED ME I'LL BE ICING MY NECK FROM THE WHIPLASH 🥩
@DyingDesu HELLO ME JEFF
I'M A BUFF BOI WHO LOVES PROTEIN AND ENCOURAGING OTHERS. RIGHT NOW I'M USUALLY STREAMING GAMES BUT I'M WORKING ON SOME BIG FITNESS AND PROTEIN COOKING STREAMS FOR THE FUTURE!!
NICE TO MEET YOU 💜💪
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(ART BY @/eco_832)
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪
LAST NIGHT THE CRAZIEST THING HAPPENED
I WOKE UP AT 3AM AND BARACK OBAMA HIMSELF WAS SITTING AT THE FOOT OF MY BED READING "ONE FISH TWO FISH" TO ME AS I SLEPT
I WAS LIKE HEY OBAMA WHATS UP AND HE WAS LIKE "YOU'LL REGRET THIS" AND SLAPPED ME
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪
WELCOME TO THE LONGEST DAY OF THE YEAR
IM GONNA MAKE SURE OF IT BY BLARING "ONE WEEK" BY THE BARENAKED LADIES OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW FOR 10 STRAIGHT HOURS WHILE REVVING MY ENGINE AS LOUD AS I CAN PERIODICALLY BUT IRREGULARLY
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪💪
REMEMBER, IT MIGHT BE MONDAY, BUT THAT MEANS ITS *ALSO* UNIVERSAL CHEST DAY!!
SO GET OUT THERE AND GET THOSE GAINZ TODAY!!! 😤💪
THANK YOU EVERYONE WHO CAME TO THE STREAM IT WAS VERY SWOLE!!! EXTRA SPECIAL THANKS TO @DrinkyBeery AND @IssyTwo FOR THE RAIDS!!
I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW, FOR NOW TIME TO GO MAKE ABSURD AMOUNT OF CHICKEN 💜💪
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪💪 I HAD A REALLY BUFF OFF DAY LIKE NORMAL BUT IM BACK!!
NOW THAT IM BACK... WE HAVE SOMETHING TO DISCUSS
WE BOTH KNOW WHAT IT IS....PLEASE DONT MAKE ME SAY IT OUT LOUD 😓
@TheMightyElosan @LadyBelvoir @StarkTevren @Nailath7 @xKimical @Klavinmour @tobias_brother @GoboThorn @Volfthesexyboi @LadyNymueVT @8Bit_hamster @lichlordmal @BansheeLiz @GryphonSascha @thedragonflora @v_jera @MakioftheWarp @Maximilian_VT @renvalia @TALIVtuber HELLO MY NAME IS JEFF MCBICEPS I'M HERE TO AUDITION FOR THE ROLE OF TRAINER