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BABE NOT NOW IM TRYING TO OOH AHH DANCE IN SMARTY PANTS
(I'M SORRY THIS IS THE BEST IVE GOT WHILE ON THE TOILET AT MIDNIGHT)
GOOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪
THIS MORNING I LEARNED THAT APPARENTLY IN FRANCE IT'S CUSTOMARY TO LICK EACH OTHER'S TONGUES WHEN MEETING FOR THE FIRST TIME??
IT'S CALLED FRENCH KISSING??
I DON'T THINK I'M READY TO TRAVEL TO FRANCE...
THERE ARE LOTS OF NEW FRIENDS TODAY! ALLOW ME TO RE-INTRODUCE MYSELF 💪
MY NAME IS JEFF MCBICEPS, AND I'M A FITNESS VTUBER!! I'M KNOWN FOR MY LIFTING, MY LOUDNESS, AND MY LOVELY PROTEIN COOKING :)
NEVER HESITATE TO MAKE YOURSELF KNOWN OR BE IN TOUCH! I'M HERE FOR EVERYONE 💜💪
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪
TODAY I DISCOVERED THAT IM NOT SHORT ENOUGH TO DO PUSHUPS IN MY BATHROOM 😢
HAVE A BUFF SLEEP EVERYONE
YOU'D BETTER
I'LL BE WATCHING 👁️👁️
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪
THIS MORNING I WOKE UP IN AN ENDLESS WHITE VOID
EVERYTHING I KNOW AND OWN, EVERYONE I'VE EVER MET, ALL REPLACED BY NOTHINGNESS
ANYWAYS I SNAPPED THIS SWEET SELFIE IN THERE 😍
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING 💪💪 (AFTERNOON)
ANOTHER BUSY DAY FOR ME TODAY, BUT ITS A 10/10 DAY
SEE YOU TOMORROW AGAIN!! THE BIG STREAMS START TOMORROW!! 💜💪
GOOOOOD MUSCULAR MORNING
FROM HERE I CAN SEE THE TOMATOES SO VIVIDLY. I CAN SMELL THEM. I CLOSE MY EYES AND PRETEND I'M A TOMATO. MY ENTIRE BEING, FROM MY SOUL TO MY BODY, BECOMES ONE WITH THE TOMATO.