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Your big ol red panda daddy is starting to float...like a good,fat balloon.
He was just trying to enjoy a cocktail and lounge in his favorite recliner. Too bad you made it a special,helium spiked drink...now it'll be a really squeaky,cozy night in.
Just taking your blimp out for a float. His poor undies creaking and tearing as everyone looks at that huge rear end.
Poor pawpaw bear squeaking and whining like a good balloon.
Pawpaw has been left an inflated,round balloon...
Can't...move...my puffy paws...
Son? Son?! *squeaks and whines*