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Pawpaw has been left an inflated,round balloon...
Can't...move...my puffy paws...
Son? Son?! *squeaks and whines*
POV you're leading your dad around like a squeaking,waddling parade float.
Pumping and tugging him along.
Son! Turn off the pump!! I've got a video meeting in 15 minutes! Mmmmmm mmmph! -creak hissssssss-
Trying...to...waddle...away. may get stuck in the doorway.
Please,no more air! Get away from my rum-oomph! -fssshhhhhhh-
Not only did you pump dad full of helium,but now you've tethered him so he's stuck bobbing and squeaking in the living room. The poor old dad blushing as guests arrive for the get together he WAS well dressed for. His briefs and socks the only thing left...creaking loudly.
Pawpaw keeps getting himself into these situations...having a huge butt makes him an easy target.
Dads caught the hose...but its abit too late. He's gonna hafta take all that air like a good bear