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I HAVE A DOG I LOVE MY DOG LOOK AT THE CUTE STUFF I CAN MAKE WITH MY DOG ON IT oh and also I'm running for POTUS.
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O SHIT WIZZY FUCKED UP BIG-TIME
THE LAST UNICORN IS NOW A NAKED LADY
THERE ARE PLENTY OF NAKED LADIES ALREADY BUT NO MORE UNICORNS!
HE MADE CLEAVAGE TREE COME TO LIFE.
CLEAVAGE TREE IS SMOTHERING WIZZY IN ITS HUGE OAKY MAMMARIES
TREES DO NOT LACTATE SO WHY IS THIS A THING AT ALL
Apparently man cannot see unicorns, but either woman can, or Madam Branchy is special.
12 minutes in and this seems like any other kids' movie. I mean, glans-head here obviously needed a little fringe of hair to get past the censors, but it's not nearly as trippy as Twitter said.
This isn't a unicorn. That is a horse. Or, perhaps, that is a dog. Or, that is Robin Hood with a bad hat. I'm already on to their shenanigans.
@thetzechun @TKOpresents Writer here, always working on my webcomic about ghosts, cyborgs, and spies, and currently shopping an educational MG graphic novel about a tortoise during the age of European imperialism.