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HE MADE CLEAVAGE TREE COME TO LIFE.
CLEAVAGE TREE IS SMOTHERING WIZZY IN ITS HUGE OAKY MAMMARIES
TREES DO NOT LACTATE SO WHY IS THIS A THING AT ALL
Apparently man cannot see unicorns, but either woman can, or Madam Branchy is special.
12 minutes in and this seems like any other kids' movie. I mean, glans-head here obviously needed a little fringe of hair to get past the censors, but it's not nearly as trippy as Twitter said.
This isn't a unicorn. That is a horse. Or, perhaps, that is a dog. Or, that is Robin Hood with a bad hat. I'm already on to their shenanigans.
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Flip it back over and fluff up the garlands again. If you’re feeling frisky you can make them point in the same direction: I wasn’t. Hang it up, and you’re good to go.