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Poor Admiral, no amount of sucking it in can hide all that, Garfield himself would be proud, course he'd also laugh and call him out for being the fat cat he is so 50/50 either way, just stick with @AndreAndrewsQ
After a long day of making buffets close early, these two chunky buds are just waddling off their latest meal together, and taking up an entire street as they do, @AndreAndrewsQ should be proud
When you're so fat people behind you mistake you for a woman with quadruplets, finding good clothes can be hard, and keeping good clothes can be even harder, just ask @AndreAndrewsQ's boys, their pants are bursting at the seams
You know, I'm starting to think adding a Tacobell to the Talon cafeteria was a bad idea, I mean look at Reyes. That guy's gotten stuck in every doorway in the facility and he sent an agent to the infirmary when he sat on him, I'll need to talk to @AndreAndrewsQ about his feedings
Don't worry, @LynnsDarkside is on the phone with Phil Swift himself and we're going to flex seal the rest of his ass back on, he lost some thiccness but the doctor's say he can make a full recovery as long as he takes it easy and only gets one or two rimjobs a day
Everyone remain calm, we've patched Foxy's ass up from when the clock hit midnight and the pirate's booty is still as juicy as ever, some duck tape and Silicon and his rear is as good as new, course @LynnsDarkside would never let him lose any junk in the trunk
Hey, you might have gone to actual Hell, but at least you have some slutty succubus Slan to keep you company, cause Mizz Britt finally gave her the thiccness she deserved so go check out more of her sketches here https://t.co/JzwwV3tiPc
Have some Haineko thiccness from the nondrinkable Bleach by Mizz Britt who y'all can check out here for more good shit like this https://t.co/JzwwV3tiPc