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Bowser, maybe it wasn't such a good idea to snack on a mega mushroom mid-flight, also you might want to try looking behind you because I'm pretty sure Peach got plastered to your ass and your going to need @BootFromTV to peel her off
Aren't pants just the worst? Always ripping when you need them most, course that doesn't give you varmits the right to perv out on @Tanookers so begone thot and FECK OFF! but check out dis first https://t.co/IAa8OAH2S5 cause he made this
Poor O'donnel, he just wanted to be a dilf like Bowser, but if you wanna eat like a king, you gotta work like one too, course I doubt anyone will mind a little extra fluff...or a lot. A sketch from @dulynotedart of some beefy bois from Smash Ultimate
I didn't think this is what they meant when they said they wanted to be big heroes, not that @VeryIdleMinded or I are complaining
You know, don't tell Miranda but me and @VeryIdleMinded were the ones who made the hedonism program, course we could just outrun her easily anyway
All those power ups go straight to the royal rump, we've had to replace the throne 15 times this week, not that I mind getting to measure his highness. Another sketch by PeaShooter over on FA who you can visit here https://t.co/uudNR6zBUe
Unlike Sonic, Knuckles does not in fact chuckle, but he does eat, a lot. Honestly if could just manage to put the master emerald under him Eggman would never be able to reach it, course he'd probably need @RotundFox to help him out
Some busty ASSaultrons by @Code5411 , get it cause they they're busty and their name has ass in it... I'll see myself out
an oddly cute couple I colored in by WolfGoneWide over on FA who you can check out here https://t.co/pcCzNPNiOB and if you want to read an absolute dogshit short story you shouldn't go here in the description because you're clearly insane https://t.co/hVILyZ9lQk
Blaze, if you eat that much cake getting one that thicc is only to be expected, plus it doesn't help when @boxmingle kept bringing you more